(First a disclaimer to my soulmates and friends on FB before you read this; you are welcome to keep on poking me on FB and messing around, i adore you, this blog is aimed at all the anonymous “Sultry Brenda from Nevada would like to be your friend” morons on FB)
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Well…one can tell for shure that the inventors of Facebook are all pimplefaced pubertynerds.
The site is BURSTING with silly applications like “Who has a secret crush on you” and “Would you date this person” and a million others like´m.
It´s a loooot of sneaking around the bush and second hand communication.
Well. I´m soon to be 40 years old
So STOP secretly admire my ass off!
Just.. BLURT IT OUT or shut up about it for crying out loud!
I wont get interested or even curious from getting cryptical messages from some lame application on an annoying website if i haven´t exchanged a word with you first!
Instead, write like this: “Hi Stefan, i find your opinions very intriguing and your verbal skills impressive, may i add you as a friend?”
